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Golfin' joke!

Frsingsalot: Number of posts : 198
Age : 55
Location : Ontario, Canada
Registration date : 2009-02-01

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Golfin' joke!

by Frsingsalot Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:47 am

So a minister and his son are out golfing. Minister tees off and right off gets a hole in one! His son tees off and "plunk" it goes into the sandtrap! "Damn! I missed the hole!" cries the boy! Minister replies, "Son do not swear, or God will strike you down with a bolt of lightning!" The boy apologies and they move on to the second hole.
The minister swings and what do u know... another hole in one! The boy swings and "splash" right into the water it goes!! "Damn! I missed the hole!" the boy cries, even louder this time. "Son! I am warning you! If you swear one more time, you will be struck down by lightning!" Again, the boy apologies and promises not to use any more profanity. So, they move on to the third hole.
Again, Minister swings and luck or skill gets a third hole in one. The son is incredulous! Determined to do as well, he lines up his shot and swings...but "crack" it bounces off a tree and hits him in the head!! "Damn I missed the hole again!!" he screams, holding his head!
The skies openned up and a huge bolt of lightning stikes the Minister dead in his tracks!
The ensuing silence is suddenly broken by a booming voice coming from the heavens, "Damn! I missed the boy!"
Keep Smiling everyone! Val flower