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    cats in heaven

    Post by biggerstick2 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:46 am

    A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'


    The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'


    God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.


    A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.


    The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
    God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.


    About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

    The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

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    Re: cats in heaven

    Post by Victoriala on Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:32 pm

    O_o evil cat!

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    Re: cats in heaven

    Post by Guest on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:26 am

    Haha:) missy-cats know how to survive up there cat
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    Re: cats in heaven

    Post by Frsingsalot on Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:40 am

    O I have printed this one out!! I'm gonna use it at the next family get together!!! Great joke big guy!!
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