How Your Children Give you Grey Hair....

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    mikyleange
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    How Your Children Give you Grey Hair....

    Post by mikyleange on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:19 am

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.



    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.



    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.



    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that

    live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.



    In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.



    Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.



    Love,

    Your son, John



    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

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    Re: How Your Children Give you Grey Hair....

    Post by Guest on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:55 am

    hahahahahaah thats gr8! lol!
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    medachiefy

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    Re: How Your Children Give you Grey Hair....

    Post by medachiefy on Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:09 am

    OMG OMG thanks for the laugh i have now shared this with my kids and will be expecting a letter like that really soon
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    Re: How Your Children Give you Grey Hair....

    Post by Frsingsalot on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:26 am

    Miky, I declare you prize winner!! This is the best joke posted so far!!
    FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! I'm gonna print this one off for my son!
    Also,good for all parents to read... and take a deep breath!

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    Re: How Your Children Give you Grey Hair....

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:59 am

    ROFL! love it! that kid's gonna go far

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