Private part died

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    Private part died

    Post by Guest on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:44 am

    An old man, Mr. Wallace , was living in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

    'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace .

    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'


    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
    crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace . Please accept
    my condolences.'

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
    Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

    He met Nurse Tracy. ' Mr. Wallace ,' she said,
    'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

    Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

    'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace ..
    'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that,
    but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

    (You've gotta love this .)

    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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