rules for the man of the house

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    rules for the man of the house

    Post by Guest on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:14 pm

    The Man Rules
    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

    Finally , the guys' side of the story.
    ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear "the rules"
    From the female side.

    Now here are the rules from the male side.


    These are our rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
    ON PURPOSE!

    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ..

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. .

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    We do that.

    1.. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really .

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, football, cars
    or golf.

    1. You have enough clothes..

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


    But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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    Frsingsalot

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    Re: rules for the man of the house

    Post by Frsingsalot on Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:47 pm

    OMG this is hilarious!!
    And as I have always lived in male dominated households - 3 brothers no sisters plus father- and now husband and son - (even my cat is a boy), I have to agree about the toilet seat ladies!! If you dont wanna sit on the cold rim, put the seat down!! LOL Shocked

    And all the points being labelled no 1, only confirms my suspicions that men have a hard time getting their priorities straight!! scratch LOL

    Val flower


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    mamee

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    Re: rules for the man of the house

    Post by mamee on Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:00 am

    Hi Doc

    Hahahhahahahha....its so funny but so true. lol!

    Mameee sunny
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    Chief262b
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    Re: rules for the man of the house

    Post by Chief262b on Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:42 am

    Every one is true!

    Except for the baseball, football, etc things, in my case insert fire trucks, hunting, fishing.

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    Re: rules for the man of the house

    Post by biggerstick2 on Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:01 am

    We find these truths to be self evident! lol!
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    Blackcivicsi

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    Re: rules for the man of the house

    Post by Blackcivicsi on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:06 am

    This is totally why females make the rules ^.^ jk

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