The 11th Husband (slightly risque)



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    The 11th Husband (slightly risque)

    Post by biggerstick2 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:31 am

    The 11th Husband

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom, "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........God I miss him.

    "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "You're with the "GOVERNMENT. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

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    Re: The 11th Husband (slightly risque)

    Post by Frsingsalot on Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:35 am

    Rofl!! Sadly true!! Val flower

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    Re: The 11th Husband (slightly risque)

    Post by Blackcivicsi on Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:25 am

    LMFAO!!!!! Why did she divorce husband 10 again?

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    Re: The 11th Husband (slightly risque)

    Post by mamee on Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:18 am

    hahahahhaa....this is really good!!! lmao


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