FWIW = forgot where i was
LMDO = laughing my dentures out
CGU = can't get up
GOML = get off my lawn
TTYL = talk to you louder
HATO = Hearing aid turned off
WAITT = who am i talking to?
WIWYA = when i was your age
WYII = what year is it?
NPOG = new pictures of grandkids
WMC = where's my coffee?
Feel free to add more
LMDO = laughing my dentures out
CGU = can't get up
GOML = get off my lawn
TTYL = talk to you louder
HATO = Hearing aid turned off
WAITT = who am i talking to?
WIWYA = when i was your age
WYII = what year is it?
NPOG = new pictures of grandkids
WMC = where's my coffee?
Feel free to add more