Jose Cuervo Christmas cookies

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    biggerstick2
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    Jose Cuervo Christmas cookies

    Post by biggerstick2 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:41 pm


    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila






    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Be generous with sample, after all
    this is for quality purposes. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
    again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
    bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
    sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup..just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor..

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
    pry
    it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
    tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
    the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
    table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
    the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
    beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
    the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    Cherry Mistmas!

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    leideeariah

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    Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas cookies

    Post by leideeariah on Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:40 am

    lol!

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