Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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    Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    Post by Guest on Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:38 am

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
    point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They
    Want Fries with that.
    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone
    has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write ' For Marijuana.
    6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks
    you get.
    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
    face.
    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
    9. Sing Along At The Opera.
    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
    Their Party Because You have a headache.
    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I
    Won!'
    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking
    lot, Yelling.... 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are
    Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    14. YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE OR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO
    THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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    Re: Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    Post by Victoriala on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:39 am

    Haha, laughed my ass off.
    Really funny + good ones!
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    Re: Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    Post by medachiefy on Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:45 pm

    Lmao count the days and hours till i can try some of this stuff will let you know how it goes
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    Re: Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    Post by ainosa on Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:41 pm

    wild doctor wrote:To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I
    Won!'

    I saw a guy do that in Vegas once. His wife looked very embarrassed. Apparently she did not share his sense of humor.


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    That is a great set of ideas!

    Post by mikyleange on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:30 pm

    ROFLMAO!

    Honestly WD, where do you come up with this stuff? It is HYSTERICAL!

    cheers

    Miky

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    Re: Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    Post by Guest on Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:27 am

    An other sympthom of the disease happened to me last night...

    Around 5pm i made a bun-dough. was planned to roll/bake them out before kids went to bed. I let the dough swell while i picked up the kids in kindergarden and school.

    When we came home, they were hungry so i made them dinner. Played some of my favorite game and got the kids to bed.

    A while later a thought popped into my head. oh dear...the dough was still in the bowl, swelling Surprised So only thing i had to do was to get it overwith. Went out to the kitchen and baked the buns. They turned out pretty well, fluffy and tasty Wink

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