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A baby polar bear was sitting with his mum on the ice.
"Mum," he asked, "am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes darling, of course you are." his mother answered.
"Yeah but, am I a proper polar bear, you know, a real one?"
"Yes dear," his mum replied,
"Well waht about dad? Is he a polar bear?" he asks.
"Yes" says mum. "You're dad is a polar bear too. I'm a polar bear and your a polar bear."
"I know that mum," he said, "but am I a proper polar bear?"
"Of course you are dear" said his mum.
A minute later the baby polar bear asks "Mum, what about Grandad, is he a polar bear?"
"Look," she says, "You're a polar bear, Dads a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, Grandads a polar bear, everyones a polar bear. Now! Why do you keep asking me?"
"Well," he replies, "I'm bloody freezing!"
"Mum," he asked, "am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes darling, of course you are." his mother answered.
"Yeah but, am I a proper polar bear, you know, a real one?"
"Yes dear," his mum replied,
"Well waht about dad? Is he a polar bear?" he asks.
"Yes" says mum. "You're dad is a polar bear too. I'm a polar bear and your a polar bear."
"I know that mum," he said, "but am I a proper polar bear?"
"Of course you are dear" said his mum.
A minute later the baby polar bear asks "Mum, what about Grandad, is he a polar bear?"
"Look," she says, "You're a polar bear, Dads a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, Grandads a polar bear, everyones a polar bear. Now! Why do you keep asking me?"
"Well," he replies, "I'm bloody freezing!"