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    Alert Alert!!! this is very important dont let it happen to you

    Post by Guest on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:51 pm

    You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
    removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen during the night a
    few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It
    was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
    Whose thighs were these, and
    what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.

    Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
    And then the thieves struck again.

    My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
    match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new
    butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I
    realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing
    my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro
    with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
    being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I
    decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee!
    Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body
    parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something
    'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

    THIS IS NOT A HOAX! This is happening to women everywhere - every night.
    WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

    P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying on my back
    and they were gone! But when I jumped up, I was relieved to see that they had
    just been hiding in my armpits. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
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    Re: Alert Alert!!! this is very important dont let it happen to you

    Post by ainosa on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:04 am

    rofl. I have to send this to my friends. too funny


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    Re: Alert Alert!!! this is very important dont let it happen to you

    Post by Frsingsalot on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:09 am

    Fewf not happen yet!! Still time to avoid it!! LOL

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